Non merci

Il ne faut pas confondre vitesse et précipitation. 

 

Non merci! On a trop de travail. 

String comics

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Histoire Courte

Les histoires les plus courtes sont toujours les meilleures ;)

Expressions anglaises...

Voici des expressions anglaises, leurs traductions littérales et leurs équivalents en Français...  lol

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The last straw which breaks the camel's back.

(La dernière paille qui casse le dos du chameau)

C'est la goutte qui fait déborder le vase.

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You cannot teach an old dog new tricks.

(On peut pas apprendre à un vieux chien de nouveaux tours)

On n'apprend pas aux vieux singes à faire la grimace.

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When pigs fly.

(Quand les cochons volent)

Quand les poules auront des dents.

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Don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs.

(N'apprend pas à mémé a sucer des oeufs)

On n'apprend pas aux vieux singes à faire la grimace

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It's a storm in a tea-cup.

(C'est un orage dans un tasse à thé)

C'est une broutille.

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It's raining cats and dogs

(Il pleut des chats et des chiens)

Il tombe des cordes

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The early bird catches the worm.

(L'oiseau matinal attrappe le vers)
Le monde appartient à celui qui se lève tôt.

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To play gooseberry

(Jouer à la groseille à maquereau)

Tenir la chandelle

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To be as fit as a fiddle

(Etre aussi rapide qu'un archet)

Avoir la pêche

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 You don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs

(On n'apprend pas à sa grand-mère comment gober les oeufs)

Ce n'est pas au vieux singe qu'on apprend à faire des grimaces

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 That's not my beer !

(Ce n'est pas ma bière !)

Ce ne sont pas mes oignons

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I have other fish to fry !

(J'ai d'autres poissons à frire !)

J'ai d'autres chats à fouetter !

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It's as easy as falling off a log

(C'est aussi facile que de tomber d'une bûche)

C'est simple comme bonjour

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 To cost one arm and a leg

(Coûter un bras et une jambe)

Coûter les yeux de la tête

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 For a song

(Pour une chanson)

Pour une bouchée de pain

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To smell a rat

(Sentir un rat)

Avoir la puce à l'oreille

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To call a spade a spade

(Appeller une bêche une bêche)

Appeller un chat un chat

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To have bats in the belfry

(Avoir des chauve-souris dans le beffroi)

Avoir une araignée au plafond

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It's double-dutch

(Cest du double hollandais)

C'est du chinois

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 It's a storm in a teacup

(C'st une tempête dans une tasse de thé)

C'est une tempête dans un verre d'eau

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He knows his onions

(I connaît ses oignons)

Il s'y connait - Il connait ses classiques

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Statistiques & Anecdotes

• According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.
• The most common fantasy is oral sex.
• 8% of us have regular anal sex.
• 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.
• Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.
• In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.
• Men say the average erect penis is 10''. Women say it's 4''.
• A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.
• 56% of men have had sex at work.
• Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.
• 1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair.
• 62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.
• The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.
• A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunction because an employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night.
• At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm.
• England's King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a special table built so that he could comfortably engage in sexual intercourse.
• 29% of us are virgins when we marry.
• The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.
• 58% like dirty talk during sex.
• 22% rent porno flicks at least once.
• Given today's average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.
• The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of their penises to elongate them¨sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up¨ while the Mambas of New Hebrides wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them look up to 17 inches long.
• It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the sixteenth century to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbon.
• In fourteenth-century Europe, high-ranking noblemen were permitted to display their genitals below a short tunic, while those not impressively endowed could, if they chose, wear a leather falsie called a braquette.
• French President Francois Faure expired in a bordello in 1899 during the act of copulation, which so terrified his lady of the evening that her vagina constricted intractably, necessitating the surgical removal of the dead man's member.
• When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands.